Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman. It looks cheap, cheesy as all hell, and, god help me, kinda fun, which is more than I can say about my experiences with the majority of their past knock-offs. Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Judging by the film’s trailer that The Asylum has just uploaded to their website, not only do they have to contend with cursed snakes loose on the train, there’s even a snake big enough to swallow the train. A female passenger has fallen victim to a Mayan curse that causes tons of deadly snakes to slither out of her body and attack the passengers of what will soon become an out of control train. Style: scary, serious, suspenseful, absurd, psychotronic. I don’t think I have to tell you what upcoming big screen movie this one is piggybacking off of.įor those that missed my previous Snakes on a Train article, the plot has to do with a passenger train traveling from Mexico to Los Angeles. The town sheriff must find a way to destroy the two monsters before they kill the whole town. In this case, it’s The Asylum’s Snakes on a Train. The law of averages says it’s bound to happen eventually. As much time as I’ve spent ragging on The Asylum for their straight-to-DVD knock-offs of big screen films that usually end up being plodding, inept, and not even trying to rip-off the movies they’re ripping off with any real imagination to the point of, well, sucking hard, I think we may finally be on the verge of The Asylum churning out a real winner.
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